Human Biltong Kiosk in Lephalale shocks tourists…here is why
Human Biltong Kiosk
South African motorists and curious tourists have been doing double-takes thanks to the oddly named Human Biltong Kiosk, located just north of Lephalale in Limpopo. Far from shock or horror, their reaction often turns to humor when they realize the kiosk’s name refers to the owners, Pieter and Annetjie Human, and not the source of the meat. The surprising moniker has even left visitors snapping photos from a distance before stepping in to buy traditional biltong.
Misleading Name Sparks Double-Takes
The name “Human” on the biltong kiosk’s signboard has confused many into thinking the kiosk sells human flesh, a shocking implication in South Africa’s multicultural context. Pieter, now 84, and his wife Annetjie opened the kiosk 25 years ago, and never foresaw the mix-up. They chuckle as tourists slowly approach, realize the misunderstanding, and burst into laughter.
Many tourists, especially Americans traveling through the area, have admitted their eyes “nearly popped out” upon first seeing the sign. Some even stop and take photos at a distance, unsure if they dare get closer.
Not What You Think: Biltong, Boerewors & More
Owner Pieter Human is quick to clarify: no humans are involved in the meat-drying process. The kiosk offers a wide range of traditional South African delicacies: yellow fat biltong, boerewors, chilli bites, dry wors, liver sausage, and more. Their emphasis on quality, local flavors continues to draw repeat business, despite or possibly thanks to their viral notoriety.
When confronted by tourists asking if they really sell human biltong, Pieter joked back, “the shin won’t make very nice biltong”, turning tension into shared laughter.
Viral Reactions on Social Media
Once the story spread on Facebook and Jacaranda FM, South Africans flooded social media with witty comments and memes. One user quipped, “When driving that side, don’t take a ‘Wrong Turn.’ You might end up eating human biltong.” Another shared they almost believed the headline, until realising Human is the Afrikaans surname of the owners.
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Location & Local Significance
Located at Venter Street 6, adjacent to a Hi‑Q fuel station on the main road north from Lephalale, the kiosk sits on a growing tourism route. Its proximity to a popular curio shop makes it a natural detour for travelers heading toward Polokwane and Botswana. While not deliberately aimed at tourists, the kiosk has certainly become a quirky roadside attraction.
Why the Joke Works: Cultural Quirk & Language
In South Africa’s diverse linguistic landscape, the surname Human (pronounced “he‑mun”) can easily be misread by visitors unfamiliar with Afrikaans. The unexpected play on words—human + biltong—creates a cognitive dissonance that’s funny, alerting visitors to the power of context. The kiosk leverages this unintentional pun to lighten the mood and build rapport with customers.
Lasting Legacy: 25 Years of Surprise
Pieter reflects fondly on 25 years in business: a testament to community roots and good humor. The kiosk continues to thrive, selling quality meats and surprising newcomers. Pieter and Annetjie prove that a quirky name need not spell doom, it can instead serve as a magnet for curiosity, stories, and business.
Next time you’re traveling through Limpopo, swing by Venter Street and experience the kiosk that has South Africans, and the internet, chuckling.